Tonto replies "Ear stick to ground", The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town one hot, summer day. And Tonto says, "How d'you mean 'we', kimusabi?" some of you may remember this old joke and the punch line which I won't repeat out of political correctness. Each month we will create a Limited Edition Bag Kit, inspired by a palette … BTW Pierce is another guy who will play like crap and then tell the media that " we need to play with more urgency". He has said it hundreds of times over the past 4-5 years. To the dump, to the dump, to the dump-dump-dump! ... Tonto, we're surrounded by Indians! Make a Meme Make a GIF Make a Chart Make a Demotivational Flip Through Images. Dec 25, 2015 - "Sir, we're surrounded." The point that whenever I hear an interview like Rondo's where he says "we" have to play with more urgency etc I wonder if he's including himself in that or does he somehow think he's not part of the problem. Now we can shoot at them from every direction.” “We’re surrounded. The lone ranger and Tonto are riding together, when suddenly they are surrounded by a group of Apache Indians, screaming like banshees and swinging warclubs. The Lone Ranger then says, "How can you tell?" Tonto replies, Ear sticky. Ho fatto tutto per quello, tonto. The lone ranger and Tonto are riding together, when suddenly they are surrounded by a group of Apache Indians, screaming like banshees and swinging warclubs. “I just let everybody know how important these games are. Many of the lone ranger tonto jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. Ps this is my first joke post ever so I hope I did it right. Bballcool 2012: Amazing how great Pierce has been for so long. As they rein their horses to a stop, the Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says despairingly, "What are we going to do, Tonto?" She could knit them in her sleep, just like any fool. All rights reserved. some of you may remember this old joke and the punch line which I won't repeat out of political correctness. "That would be me," says the Lone Ranger. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them.” Continues to defy age! This blog is my way of clearing my head, I do the same on my Flemish podcast. Amazed the Lone Ranger asks "Wow! How did you know that?!" SamIam 2010: Truth's ability to play so incredibly efficiently is so UNDERAPPRECIATED. All content © 2000-2021 RealGM, L.L.C. Just once I'd love to see one of these superstars stand up and say ". But there might be a late career role player in there if he can find the right situation. The lone ranger and Tonto are riding together, when suddenly they are surrounded by a group of Apache Indians, screaming like banshees and swinging warclubs. Tools and Resources Used by Real General Managers. I have in the past been one of those irritating people who walk into rooms full of people and say, "How we doing?" And Indians to the West, Indians to the East and Indians to the South! Blake Griffin has looked like a shell of himself, failing to prop up a young and inexperienced Pistons team. hotkeys: D = random, W = upvote, S = downvote, A = back. The Lone Ranger look off into the distance for a minute. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Hopefully the experience shows the league ways to do things better afterwards than they were done before. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. It seems like ages since I've written anything on my blog, sorry for that, whoever it is that reads it. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore.". They can’t get away from us now!” “Great. The Lone Ranger says how do you know? Yet there it was on National TV for all to see and hear, Doc once again imploring Rondo to create tempo. After he was cast as Tonto ... All hands on deck: Johnny and Armie were surrounded by crewmembers as they shot the scene. ", When all of a sudden they see a beautiful blonde coming down the mountain by horseback. I'm not sure why it's so hard for our 4 stars to get on the same page but I'll give you a hint- it starts with our point guard. TONTO MY GOD WE'RE SURROUNDED BY 10,000 INDIANS. The timing is odd but Gersson Rosas probably actually wanted Chris Finch instead of Ryan Saunders all along and now they half a weird season left to start figuring out what's next. Lone Ranger says something like, "It looks like we are going to die." When Surrounded By Evil On Every Side. We suggest to use only working lone ranger loneliness piadas for adults and blagues for friends. This is The Truth's house. An image tagged lone ranger and tonto. I'm the smart one and you're the dummy. Following is our collection of Lone Ranger jokes which are very funny. We can attack in any direction!". 5.8k. Tonto replies, "Ear sticky.". "Excellent! There's Indians to the North! story ends with the Lone Ranger and Tonto being surrounded by hostile Indians. KG 2013: P is original Celtic. On the podcast (called Downtime) I just press record and talk for 15 minutes, just to see what the brain spits out. Tonto Looks back at the Lone Ranger points at the woman and says, "No me know HOW, me want SOME. or Onto Toronto Pronto Tonto. What'll we do? After awhile the Lone Ranger paused and said “I have some sad news.” “Tell me, old friend” said the faithful Tonto. Bad Bunny As you can imagine, the wildlife spills out into the neighborhood. Re: #642 - "We're Surrounded!" The Lone Ranger looks at Tonto and says, "Tonto you idiot you're an Indian you are supposed to say HOW not SOME!!!" BUT HE MANAGED TO WHISPER IN SILVERS EAR,THE HORSE RAN OFF AND RETURNED WITH A GUN,THE RANGER WHISPERED IN SILVERS EAR AGAIN AND AGAIN HE RAN OFF HE CAME BACK WITH A KNIFE, THE RANGER WHISPERED AGAIN THIS TIME SILVER CAME BACK WITH A NAKED GIRL ON HIS BACK AND THE RANGER SCREAMED ...STUPID HORSE I SAID BRING ME THE POSSE! Once again, as has been the case in our Spring Slide, Rondo was the major reason we lost last night. What are we going to do?" Ready to get creative? Even if we're surrounded by family and friends, we journey into death completely alone.” ― Michael Finkel, The Stranger in the Woods: The Extraordinary Story of the Last True Hermit Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky! View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 1971 Vinyl release of "Won't Get Fooled Again = No Quiero Ser Tonto / We're Not Gonna Take It = No Lo Aceptaremos" on Discogs. Tonto reply's What do you mean we white man? In his later years, the Lone Ranger and Tonto were catching up on old times. "Tonto we're surrounded by Indians" Post #1 » by Red2 » Fri Apr 8, 2011 1:00 pm . Tonto says 'Ear Sticky!'. They are completely surrounded. Moderators: ParticleMan, Froob, canman1971, The Comedian, Parliament10, sully00, djFan71, Post#1 » by Red2 » Fri Apr 8, 2011 1:00 pm, Post#2 » by jfs1000d » Fri Apr 8, 2011 1:08 pm, Post#3 » by mwhis21 » Fri Apr 8, 2011 1:31 pm, Post#4 » by mwhis21 » Fri Apr 8, 2011 1:33 pm, Post#5 » by OBisHalJordan » Fri Apr 8, 2011 1:57 pm, Post#6 » by jfs1000d » Fri Apr 8, 2011 2:05 pm, Post#7 » by KGboss » Fri Apr 8, 2011 2:05 pm, Post#8 » by GreenDreamer » Fri Apr 8, 2011 4:00 pm, Post#9 » by sutrick » Fri Apr 8, 2011 4:15 pm, Post#10 » by Rondo_Fan » Fri Apr 8, 2011 6:16 pm, Post#11 » by exculpatory » Fri Apr 8, 2011 9:40 pm.